June 2012

SVEDKA Colada Release Party, 4th of July Brunch, Reservations Announcement!

June 29, 2012

I will try to make this week’s offering easy to understand, as every female I know is invariably groggy today from attending the midnight premier of the male-stripper opus “Magic Mike” last night… Ladies, really? Hey, you should have your own “Showgirls”. It may not be totally without artistic merit, though. Few people know that Jane Austen [...]

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Hello, Summer!

June 22, 2012

We Metro riders basked this week, in “Rush Plus”, the latest solution to commuter gridlock and supposedly the greatest addition to mechanized travel since the invention of the cup holder. In short, more trains will be added to the Orange Line during “rush hour” to alleviate the famous “Orange Crush”. (If they have a nickname [...]

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Happy Father’s Day!

June 15, 2012

Lindsay Lohan, “actress” and “Shizz” staple, wrecked her rented Porsche on the Pacific Coast Highway the other night, by rear-ending an 18 wheel tractor-trailer. Lindsay did wind up going to the hospital, but neither she, nor her passengers, sustained any injuries. Several questions come to mind. First: Who would rent Lindsay Lohan a Porsche? Second: Who [...]

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PRIDE Weekend, World Finances, and More Gossip

June 8, 2012

First things first. Mazel tov to the Cyrus clan. It seems that young Miley Cyrus has up and gotten herself engaged. The lucky guy is Australian actor Liam Hemsworth. Hemsworth apparently proposed with a 3.5 carat diamond ring. (3.5 carats only gets you ONE 21-year old woman? Hard to believe we are in a “down” [...]

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Sports, Stocks, Summer

June 1, 2012

I don’t think I would ever admit that Justin Bieber “roughed me up”, even if there was a potential cash payment in it… We at the “Shizz” love a conspiracy theory: the faked moon landings, the second gunman on the “grassy knoll” in Dallas, President Obama not actually being born in America, etc. The sports [...]

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